About

This blog has been, more than anything else, a journal of my life up to this point, told in the voice that I had while the event was happening. It's been really helpful as an exercise in storytelling and humor writing. It has also helped revitalize some fun memories with friends, since many of the stories' details have gotten lost in the mists of memory. I suppose that is the nature of blogs. As is the custom of artists and creatives, I find everything published prior to the most recent post to be cringe. Cream of the Crap is not accurate, it's Cream of the Crap as seen from the eyes of a 16-year-old.

I started this project as a teenager, continued to update it very infrequently in university, and have tried, in general, to keep it on life-support. I try to publish at least one post per year. I have failed on occasion.

 

I work as a writer now (when I can find work). I also do design and have managed to keep up with artistic endeavors. This blog is no small part of the reason that I pursued (and continue to pursue) those career paths. It has had some boosts in popularity over the years which have invariably shocked me, but I suppose that's the reality of life. I think I've managed to scrub it of any identifying information, and I'd quite like to keep it that way. 

DISCLAIMER:

Stories on this blog should be regarded as fictitious for any and all purposes unless expressly stated otherwise.

 

 

Below is the original About page, which I keep for historical value

As this blog was originally for the IB Personal Project; posts 1-8 ("Ways I Annoy People" to "Hellspawn Cousins") are clean PG material and I intend to keep them for historical reasons. After that I went nuts and used to use a post called "Goodbye" as my transition but I found it to be unfunny so I removed it. I don't actually have a single favourite post but the Cream of the Crap thing has the ones I consider the best.

If you guys ever have any complaints; please let me know through the comments on this page. 

Also if you ever see a different art style from usual, I've entrusted some of the illustration (such as the Vinaigrette post) to my buddy (who has been an enormous help all the way) Celien. An example of awesome Celien's work is below: